astridthefearlesshofferson

astridthefearlesshofferson asked:

Ⴢ (I was waiting for it! I just had to find the most ridiculous meme!)

imacutetalkingfishbone answered:

((ppft you would =w=))Hiccup had decided to take astrid to a nice fancy dinner,something different ,what he hadnt expect was to be groped halfway through thier meal,he shoked on the drink he had been sipping on and looked at her ,clearing his throat a bit “a-astrid you umm..feeling handsy..?”

astridthefearlesshofferson

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

Hiccup growled softly at her ,biting down on his fork.The gods knew he loved the woman but when she wanted to tease she went all out

Astrid continued to eat as her fingers massaged him. She gave him just a little sideways look and chuckled lightly as she picked up her drink again.

Hiccup leaned in and whispered in her ear”you do realize when we get home im getting you back…BIG time”

dreamnighteaster

Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

  • "Make me"
  • "Don't tempt me"
  • "I hate you"
  • "You are infuriating"
  • "Just shut up already"
  • "That doesn't even make sense"
  • "Bite me"
  • "Eat me"
  • "Kiss my ass"
  • "Just admit i'm right"
  • "Just admit you're wrong"
  • "You are being ridiculous"
  • "That's irrational"
  • "Listen to me"
  • "That's not what I meant and you know it"
  • "Don't yell at me"
  • "That's it. End of discussion"
  • "I don't believe you"
  • "Don't look at me like that"
  • "What's with that look?"
  • "Go away"
  • "Don't talk to me"
  • "Do you ever shut up?"
  • "You're such a loud mouth"
  • "You shouldn't have said that"
  • "Fuck you"
  • "Step on a lego"
  • "Get bent"
  • "Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"
  • "It isn't up for debate"
  • "Don't question my orders"
  • "I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"
  • "That is the worst idea i've ever heard"
  • "Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"
  • "That's mine"
  • "Give it back"
  • "Don't touch my stuff"
  • "That's not yours"
  • "Just leave already"
  • "The door is over there"
  • "I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"
  • "I have my orders"
  • "You have your orders"
astridthefearlesshofferson

astridthefearlesshofferson asked:

Ⴢ (I was waiting for it! I just had to find the most ridiculous meme!)

imacutetalkingfishbone answered:

((ppft you would =w=))Hiccup had decided to take astrid to a nice fancy dinner,something different ,what he hadnt expect was to be groped halfway through thier meal,he shoked on the drink he had been sipping on and looked at her ,clearing his throat a bit “a-astrid you umm..feeling handsy..?”

astridthefearlesshofferson

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

Astrid smirked as she picked up her glass, “I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. I’m just enjoying my meal.” She took a sip of her drink before continuing to eat. Her eyes stayed locked on Hiccup. “Are you having a little trouble there, baby?” she asked, her hand rubbing his inner thigh.

Hiccup pursed his lips and managed not to ake a sound”not at all” he gave her a glare ,knowing she was enjoying this,having control at the moment”you though..” he teaced carefully over and coppied her moves “might have some trouble “

Astrid tensed as Hiccup teased her back. She gave him a playful glare. “Nope, I’m perfectly fine.” She reached over again grabbing his crotch and squeezing gently.

Hiccup bit his lip hard and dropped his fork “a-ah well you know” he picked it up agian and tried to focus on eatinghis own hand trailing down and slightly rubbing her “good thing your fine”

Astrid sat up straighter and blinked a few times. She was determined to beat him. Her hand kneaded him. “You sure you’re doing okay? You’re acting kind of funny, babe.”

"who me ?" he gave a fake lugh that helped cover of the faint moan he wanted to let out,being him though he was stubborn and would give in.His hand easily unbuttened her pants and moved in ,his other hand starting to eat the rest of his food "naw im acting normal,p-perfectly normal"

Astrid smirked at his fake laugh. It was funny. She could hear the moan in it, but anyone within ear shot would just hear it as normal. She cleared her throat to keep her moans at bay. Her fingers tugged at the zipper of his pants and slipped in, wiggling around as she searched for the hole in his underwear. “If you’re sure you’re fine. Let me know if you feel we need to go home. I wouldn’t want you to stay if you start feeling… uncomfortable.” Her fingers found the hole and wiggled into his underwear. She sipped at her drink and continued to eat.

hiccup had to force himself silent at this point,chewing on hus food “ya well you know” his iwn fingers slipped into her panties and started playing with her teasingly”ditto for you”

Astrid smirked and crossed her legs, making it harder for him to get to her. “Oh, don’t worry about me. I’ll be just fine.” Her fingers wrapped around his cock and slowly started to pump him.

HIccup growled softly at her ,biting down on his fork.The gods knew he loved the woman but when she wanted to tease she went all out

dreamnighteaster

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

He strokes his back a bit "I know..And sam-" he was cut off when he was kissed which he returns it and wraps his arms slowly around him.

Hiccup continued the kissmholding him tightly until breaking the kiss”i know”

Sandy smiles a bit and purse his lip then pulls him back for another as he kisses him sweetly.

Hiccup closed his eyes and continued the kiss ,hands holding sandy tightly and lovingly

His hand grips his scarf lightly while kissing him then breaks it to caught a bit breath with his cheek pink-ish color "Hicy.." His voice was soft while his golden brown eyes looks at him with a soft look.

Hiccups own face was slightly red as he leaned agsinst him”I missed that” he said softly,his hand slightly tailing over the bandaged chest “you calling me that…”

The dream spirit shivers a bit when he felt the Hiccup’s hand tailing his chest a bit which he grips the back of his scarf a bit "W-Well I can said it more often..Hicy" He smiles a bit 

Hiccup smiled a bit both at the shiver and name”i never want to forget ever again” he kissed him again.His hands moving up to his shoulers”it felt awaful…not knowing ..and this..this is too special to forget” he whispered into sandies ear

Sandy returns the kisses then shivers again when he felt the other’s breath against his ear  "Mm..~…I don’t want you to forget too Hicy since it hurt me a bit..But I’m glad that you remember tho" he slid his back a bit on the bed just a bit without breaking the connection around Hiccup’s neck "I never ever..Want you to forget.." 

Hiccup followed him down,he didnt want to hurt him so he avoided laying on the bandages but kissed at the small scrathes on his neck and nuzzling into the skin,rememorizing the others scent “then help me remember it all…make me remember it all” he mumbled,not wanting to lose any form of contact as he kissed him again,tootless trotting out of the room to give them privacy and the fearling flying of to look for advantrue

astridthefearlesshofferson

astridthefearlesshofferson asked:

Ⴢ (I was waiting for it! I just had to find the most ridiculous meme!)

imacutetalkingfishbone answered:

((ppft you would =w=))Hiccup had decided to take astrid to a nice fancy dinner,something different ,what he hadnt expect was to be groped halfway through thier meal,he shoked on the drink he had been sipping on and looked at her ,clearing his throat a bit “a-astrid you umm..feeling handsy..?”

astridthefearlesshofferson

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

astridthefearlesshofferson:

Astrid smirked as she picked up her glass, “I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. I’m just enjoying my meal.” She took a sip of her drink before continuing to eat. Her eyes stayed locked on Hiccup. “Are you having a little trouble there, baby?” she asked, her hand rubbing his inner thigh.

Hiccup pursed his lips and managed not to ake a sound”not at all” he gave her a glare ,knowing she was enjoying this,having control at the moment”you though..” he teaced carefully over and coppied her moves “might have some trouble “

Astrid tensed as Hiccup teased her back. She gave him a playful glare. “Nope, I’m perfectly fine.” She reached over again grabbing his crotch and squeezing gently.

Hiccup bit his lip hard and dropped his fork “a-ah well you know” he picked it up agian and tried to focus on eatinghis own hand trailing down and slightly rubbing her “good thing your fine”

Astrid sat up straighter and blinked a few times. She was determined to beat him. Her hand kneaded him. “You sure you’re doing okay? You’re acting kind of funny, babe.”

"who me ?" he gave a fake lugh that helped cover of the faint moan he wanted to let out,being him though he was stubborn and would give in.His hand easily unbuttened her pants and moved in ,his other hand starting to eat the rest of his food "naw im acting normal,p-perfectly normal"

Astrid smirked at his fake laugh. It was funny. She could hear the moan in it, but anyone within ear shot would just hear it as normal. She cleared her throat to keep her moans at bay. Her fingers tugged at the zipper of his pants and slipped in, wiggling around as she searched for the hole in his underwear. “If you’re sure you’re fine. Let me know if you feel we need to go home. I wouldn’t want you to stay if you start feeling… uncomfortable.” Her fingers found the hole and wiggled into his underwear. She sipped at her drink and continued to eat.

hiccup had to force himself silent at this point,chewing on hus food “ya well you know” his iwn fingers slipped into her panties and started playing with her teasingly”ditto for you”

dreamnighteaster

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

imacutetalkingfishbone:

dreamnighteaster:

He strokes his back a bit "I know..And sam-" he was cut off when he was kissed which he returns it and wraps his arms slowly around him.

Hiccup continued the kissmholding him tightly until breaking the kiss”i know”

Sandy smiles a bit and purse his lip then pulls him back for another as he kisses him sweetly.

Hiccup closed his eyes and continued the kiss ,hands holding sandy tightly and lovingly

His hand grips his scarf lightly while kissing him then breaks it to caught a bit breath with his cheek pink-ish color "Hicy.." His voice was soft while his golden brown eyes looks at him with a soft look.

Hiccups own face was slightly red as he leaned agsinst him”I missed that” he said softly,his hand slightly tailing over the bandaged chest “you calling me that…”

The dream spirit shivers a bit when he felt the Hiccup’s hand tailing his chest a bit which he grips the back of his scarf a bit "W-Well I can said it more often..Hicy" He smiles a bit 

Hiccup smiled a bit both at the shiver and name”i never want to forget ever again” he kissed him again.His hands moving up to his shoulers”it felt awaful…not knowing ..and this..this is too special to forget” he whispered into sandies ear